1 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,143 - Yeah! Whoa! - [Carl] Fuck, yeah! 2 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,853 - Yeah! - Lewis! We did it, baby. 3 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,606 - Five hundred big ones. - [Richard] Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. 4 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,650 - [Larry] Here you go, Carl. Enjoy. - Thank you. 5 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,276 - Great game. Great game. Great game. - All right, buddy. 6 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,529 - Take care of yourself. - Do you believe we lost to them? 7 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,072 - No. - It's unbelievable. 8 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,573 Uh, we'll get your car right away, Mr. David. 9 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,242 What a day on the links, huh? 10 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,369 I've never seen him play like that before. That was amazing. 11 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,412 - [Richard] I'm on a roll. - Yes, you putted extraordinarily well. 12 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,498 I have some magic touch lately. I don't know what it is. 13 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,583 And I had a great partner. You were good. Don't-- 14 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,377 All right, we'll buy lunch. All right? 15 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,587 - Yeah, we'll buy lunch. Where do you wanna eat? - Oh, boy. What sport. 16 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,714 - You made $500 each. - Yeah, you win $500, 17 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,383 and you're gonna buy us lunch. 18 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:50,676 - Oh, you're, you're great guys. - So name the restaurant. 19 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,219 Wherever you wanna go. 20 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,929 - Let's go to Tiato's. - Tiato's. 21 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,305 Yeah. I've heard good things about it. 22 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,765 Hey, I'm in a great mood. 23 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,350 Wherever you wanna go, we'll go, all right? 24 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,102 - [Jeff] You better enjoy my money. - I'm starving. 25 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,312 - Okay, I'll see you at the restaurant. - Wha-- What is this? 26 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,313 - My new car. - You bought a Bentley? 27 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:06,024 I been, I been a-- -I've never met anyone who owned a Bentley. 28 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,277 People-- They'll follow you home and, and kill you. 29 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,821 - Yeah. Much safer in a Subaru Outback. - And take your car. 30 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,072 All right, you're a little jealous of the Bentley, aren't you. 31 00:01:13,197 --> 00:01:14,783 - I'm not jealous, I'm concerned. - I'm not jealous. 32 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,618 - I'll see you at the restaurant, losers. - Yeah. 33 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,161 He never missed a putt the whole day. 34 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,538 Not one putt. 35 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,415 Ah, just a lucky day. 36 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,417 [Carl] That is odd, isn't it? 37 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,794 [Jeff] I don't know. No more than once a week. 38 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,087 Really? Cheryl and I had sex four times a week. 39 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:29,464 - You did? - [Richard] Really? 40 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,258 - Yeah. - You know, me and Veronica, 41 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,135 once a week, too, which is a shame, 42 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,095 'cause she's got this... 43 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,639 she got this... she's got this magical vagina. 44 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,059 - Huh? What the hell are you talking about? - Huh? What does that mean? 45 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,020 I can't really explain it. But I've never seen anything 46 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,231 or felt anything like this. There's just something... 47 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,775 supernatural. It's just magic. Just, you know what? 48 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:49,943 Forget it. It doesn't matter. 49 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,653 Forget it? You expect me to forget it? 50 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,905 I'm sorry I brought it up. I, I, I, I don't wanna talk about it. 51 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,949 No, don't be sorry. We're not gonna say anything. 52 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,660 It just kind of... It's like this little hummingbird nest. 53 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,829 It's got this mind of its own. It's just alive. 54 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,664 - A mind of its own. - [Carl] Yeah. You could say that. 55 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,083 - Holy shit. - [Jeff] Never heard such a thing. 56 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,210 [Jeff] Yeah. 57 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,212 Holy shit. Really? 58 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:10,714 - [Jeff] What's the matter? - Holy fuck. 59 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,299 Le'Veon Bell, out for the season. 60 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:13,883 You know how much money the Jets paid for this guy? 61 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,344 You have any idea of how much the Jets paid for him? 62 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,553 He's out for the whole goddamned season. 63 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:17,596 - Really? - Season's over, 64 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,056 before it even started. 65 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,141 [Richard] Please. Just... Carl. Carl. 66 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,851 This is just football-- 67 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,062 - It's not just football! It's not just football. - Hey, hey, hey. 68 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,730 [Jeff] What is wrong with you? 69 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,190 Patriots walk all over everybody. It's over. 70 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,317 Carl, come on. Settle down, man. Honestly. 71 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,569 - It's too much. - [Richard] There's more to life. 72 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,696 The three of you, just eat your food and shut up. Leave me alone. 73 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,698 [Jeff] You say this over and over. 74 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,200 What are your expectations? 75 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,077 You're talking about them like they're the Patriots, 76 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,578 and then they're suddenly cursed. 77 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,288 They're terrible, year in and year out. 78 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,707 And you beat yourself up, and it makes me sad. 79 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,167 Well, why do you take it on personally? 80 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,960 You're not the general manager. 81 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,837 - [Carl] Just doesn't stop. - [Richard] Like a mob movie. 82 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,839 - [Jeff] What's going on? - Huh. 83 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,716 [Jeff] What, you-- -I don't know. Something strange going on in this restaurant. 84 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,469 - [Jeff] Tell me. - Am I crazy... 85 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:02,181 or is everyone in that section way better looking 86 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:05,102 than the people in this section. Look. Look around. 87 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,229 [Jeff] You are not imagining things. 88 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,855 [Larry] And now look here. It's like there's 89 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,774 a good-looking section and an ugly section. 90 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,859 You think it's random? Why would they do something like that? 91 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,404 It just seems, it's, it can't be a coincidence. 92 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,323 I'd like to come here again without you guys. 93 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,574 You know, who knows? Maybe if I 94 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,368 came here by myself, I wouldn't be sitting here. 95 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,786 Why do you think you shouldn't be here? 96 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,663 'Cause I know I should be in that section. 97 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,832 You look like Einstein's gardener, for Christ's sake. 98 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,542 You're never gonna get in there. 99 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,793 So who wants to bet? You wanna bet? 100 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,837 If I come with you, I bet they keep you here, 101 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,672 - and they move me over there. - Oh, yeah. Right. 102 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,633 - What are you talking about? - Are you the reason we're over here? 103 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,135 Yeah, I'm the dog in the group. 104 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,594 All I know is, somebody at this table 105 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,179 prevented us from sitting over there 106 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,556 and I think you know who it is. 107 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,057 Oh, I do know who that is. 108 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,475 Oh, I know who it is. 109 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,686 - Oh. Excuse me. - Yes. 110 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,855 How are you enjoying everything at Tiato? 111 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,898 - Delicious. It was delicious. - Wonderful. 112 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,191 Oh, I'm so happy to hear. 113 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,943 I couldn't help but notice 114 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,820 that the people sitting on that side 115 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,572 seem to be way better looking 116 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,366 than the people sitting on this side. 117 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,077 - I have no idea what you're talking about. - [Larry] You know what I think? 118 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,996 - You have a good-looking section. - Uh-huh. 119 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,123 And you have an ugly section. 120 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,332 Why would be we do that? 121 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,959 I don't know. Why would you? You tell me. 122 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,587 I can't tell you, because there's no truth to it. 123 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,589 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 124 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,427 Good day, sir. How are you? 125 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,263 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,390 Oh, geez. 127 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,686 I don't mean to be rude, but... 128 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,149 Would you mind just leaving for a... 129 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,401 - a couple of minutes? - Leave? 130 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,236 - Are you serious? - Yeah, I'm serious. 131 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,488 I got a big job to do, and, and... 132 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,449 And I can't do my job, if you're doing your job. 133 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:43,825 No I'll be quiet. No problem. 134 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,452 No, it's not a question of that. You're here. 135 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,580 I need privacy. I need distance. 136 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,207 I need to be alone. 137 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,625 Eh, my boss. 138 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,752 I'll get in a lot of trouble. You know what I mean? 139 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,629 What's the trouble? You, you, you stepped 140 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,630 outside the room for a minute. So what? 141 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:00,217 People need me here to, you know, take care of business. 142 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,260 No, no, they don't need you here. 143 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,845 This is not a job for human beings, 144 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,263 to be here when other people 145 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,474 are going to the bathroom. Nobody wants you here! 146 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,434 Everybody's disappointed when they walk in here. 147 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,270 They don't want to see you, I'm sorry to say. 148 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,648 With all due respect, people come in here with bad breath. 149 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,858 I got I got mouthwash. People come in here, 150 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,194 you know, look, I need a little spruce-up. I got cologne here. 151 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,696 They would gladly sacrifice the gum, 152 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,323 the cologne, the mints, 153 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,659 anything you have here, for some privacy. 154 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,869 They would. They'd sacrifice it in a second. 155 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,372 - People, I have a purpose here. - When an animal goes to die, 156 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,666 it leaves the pack. That's what needs to happen here. 157 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,291 I need to be alone. 158 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:35,836 I'm a dying animal. 159 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,630 - I don't know what to tell you. - Okay, look. Look. 160 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:43,927 I'll give you 20 bucks for you to leave this room right now. 161 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,178 And I'll tell you what, 162 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,055 I'm opening up a coffee shop, okay? Latte Larry's. 163 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,683 I'll give you a free cup of coffee and a scone for a week. 164 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,685 - Okay? - I've seen the signs for that. 165 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,687 - Yeah, all right. Well, that's what I'm prepared to offer you. - All right. 166 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,647 - Yeah, well, make it quick, please. - Yeah. Make it quick. 167 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,275 Yeah. I'll, I'll, I'll do what I can. 168 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:03,822 Sam Winokur. You know I know your dad, right? 169 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,198 - Yeah. - From, from the golf club. 170 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,285 - He told me you're his favorite patient. - Oh, well. Yeah. 171 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,870 Um... so. 172 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,414 - You wanna work here part time? - I do. 173 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,248 - You drink coffee? - Yeah. 174 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,291 - You make it yourself? - Yeah. 175 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,210 We have a coffee maker at the house. Grind up the beans. 176 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,378 Do you know what a latte is? 177 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,672 The latte is just espresso and steamed milk. 178 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,007 Kid know his shit. 179 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,759 Okay. Do you know what milk consideration is? 180 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,094 I'm afraid I don't. No. 181 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,553 You pour too much coffee in a cup, 182 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:29,055 you're not leaving room for the milk. 183 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:30,724 'Cause then it's, you have it spilling over the top. 184 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:31,892 - Yeah. Exactly. - Right. 185 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,310 Have you ever dealt with the public before, 186 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:34,895 - in any way? - Well, at my dad's office, 187 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,813 I mean, you have dozens of new patients a day. 188 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,399 You know, all different-- -Yeah no. That's not what I'm talking about. 189 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,401 - No? - The people who go to your dad's office, 190 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,237 nothing near what you would be seeing here on a daily basis. 191 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,907 - Oh, really? - Most of the people who come in here are gonna be, 192 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,700 you know, just disgusting human beings. 193 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,744 - How do you mean? - Vile. Vulgar. 194 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:51,995 The dregs of society. 195 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,080 - I think I'm up to the task. - You do? 196 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,540 - Yeah. - You know what? 197 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,500 You're hired. 198 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,294 - Thanks so much, Larry. I won't let you down. - Okay. 199 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,922 - I don't think you will. - I'm sorry. While I have you here, 200 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,341 I couldn't help but notice you scratching at that rash... 201 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,217 - Oh, yeah. - ...on the side of your neck during the interview. 202 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,136 Have you had a chance to have that looked at? 203 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,303 You know, I haven't. 204 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,347 Well, I mean, just looking at it, 205 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:11,806 I can tell you I'm not very concerned. 206 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,266 - Mm. - And I really think it's no more than 207 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:14,976 just a moderate outbreak of a topic dermatitis. 208 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,895 So there's a number of over-the-counter 209 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,271 topical ointments you could use, 210 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,398 steroidal creams, cortisone, I could recommend. 211 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,609 - Mm-hmm. - Something like that should clear up in a few days' time. 212 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,946 Okay, well, you know what? That was very impressive. 213 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,739 - Oh, sure. Thanks. - With all due respect, 214 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,199 I think I'll go see your dad. 215 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,535 - Thank you. - Okay. Can I ask, uh, why? 216 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,121 Yeah. 'Cause he's a doctor. 217 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:38,333 - Great to meet ya. - Thanks again, Larry. I appreciate it. 218 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,210 - Okay. You're welcome. - I won't let you down. 219 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,836 - I don't think you will. - Have a good day. 220 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,713 All right. You, too. 221 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,674 - That's a good fuckin' kid, right there. - He's gonna work out. 222 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,217 - [Leon] Yeah. - Yeah. Oh! 223 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,678 - Oh, fuck. - Man, I got snagged again on this thing. 224 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,763 - I know. - All this shit. All this is snagging hazards. 225 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,682 - These. These. All that shit. - Yep. Absolutely. 226 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,517 Walking with a hot coffee and shit, shit grab your pants. 227 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,060 The shit pour on your fuckin' chest. 228 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,478 - We gotta get some new handles. - Yeah. 229 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,063 - Hey. - Fuckin' snagging hazard. 230 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,189 Um... 231 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:05,360 I'm Harold. The, the bathroom attendant from the other day. 232 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,531 I got fired for leaving my post. 233 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,282 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah. 234 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,867 - He fired you? - Yes. 235 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,120 - What an asshole. - So whatever you can do 236 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,955 to get my job back, I would appreciate it. 237 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,290 - [Leon] Mm. - 'Cause you were the one that, you know, 238 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,834 invited me to leave the room. 239 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,211 But you know what, if I may say? 240 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,963 Maybe a blessing in disguise. 241 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,840 The bathroom is a palace of shame. 242 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,134 And having someone watch you in there, it just, 243 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,719 it doubles down on the shame. 244 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:33,263 Just talk to the restaurant manager, please. Okay? 245 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,639 Okay, I'll talk to him. 246 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:35,849 [Leon] Hey. My man. 247 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,434 You got those little mints and shit 248 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,643 you guys have on the fuckin' counter? 249 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,270 Yeah, yeah. Sure. 250 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,646 [Leon] Yeah. 251 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,523 Still fuckin' working. Look at you. 252 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,275 - Huh. - For me? 253 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,570 - Thanks. - My man. 254 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,155 - That's for you. My man. - Thank you, brother. 255 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,283 That's from both of us. 256 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,119 [Leon] I can't stop thinking about that magical vagina. 257 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,828 When you use the word "magical," 258 00:08:57,953 --> 00:08:59,414 that's takin' that shit to another level. 259 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,041 I wanna see what the fuck that is. 260 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,542 - Yeah, me, too. - That fuckin' vagina 261 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,502 could pull a rabbit out of that motherfucker. 262 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,713 - Yeah. - Or, like, put this fuckin' Pop-Tart 263 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,840 in that fuckin' vagina and toast that shit. 264 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,675 - Aah. - There you go. 265 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,136 - Now that is fuckin' useful, magical... - That's, that's magical vagina. 266 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,513 - That's fuckin' magical. Huh? - That's exactly right. 267 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,434 Hello? 268 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,602 Hey. Did you hear about Carl? 269 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,646 Carl? What? 270 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,399 He, uh, he killed himself. 271 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,279 Oh, my God. 272 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,574 Oh, my God. 273 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,493 What? 274 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,410 Yeah. Yeah. 275 00:09:38,535 --> 00:09:41,456 - What the fuck? - Jeff I know. It's unbelievable. 276 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,000 I mean, he was, he was playing great. 277 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,377 What did he shoot? He shot, like, 82 or something. 278 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,172 - How do you kill yourself when you're playing so well? - I know. 279 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,091 - Did he leave a note? - [Jeff] Yeah. 280 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,302 He said, "I can't take any more disappointment." 281 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,970 Holy shit. 282 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,973 - [Jeff] What the hell's he talking about? - Holy shit. 283 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,101 "I can't take any more disappointment." 284 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,270 That's what he used to say when we would watch the Jet games together. 285 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,689 "I can't take any more disappointment." 286 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,107 That's an exact quote. 287 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,944 - Really? - Jeff, I've seen that guy sob 288 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,863 after losses. During games, I've seen him sob. 289 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,115 Who knew he was so tortured? 290 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,574 And they just kept losing, 291 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,493 and it kept eating at him, and eating at him. 292 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:22,122 And he just... he couldn't take any more disappointment. 293 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,706 Oh, my God. 294 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,917 The Jets killed Carl. 295 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,044 - And a little bit of the Knicks. - [Jeff] That's nuts. 296 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,756 - The Jets killed him. - I want to send Veronica a condolence text. 297 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:35,301 - G-- You have her number? - Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text her one, too. 298 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,803 Okay. 299 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,640 Fuck happened? 300 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,059 Carl. The guy whose wife has the magical vagina. 301 00:10:44,184 --> 00:10:46,771 He killed himself. 'Cause of the fucking Jets. 302 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,023 - Hmm. - [Larry] I gotta write a... 303 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,775 condolence text to the widow. 304 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,486 - Oh, man. - [Larry] "Dear Veronica, 305 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,530 "Just heard about Carl. 306 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,742 So sorry." 307 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,790 [Larry] What else? I need something else. 308 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,708 "Try and make the, uh, 309 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,252 - the best of it." - Ooh. 310 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,045 I don't know. I can't come up with a third line. 311 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,881 Maybe you can write, "I wish... 312 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,008 your magical vagina could have saved him." 313 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,759 - Yeah. Somethin' like that. - Somethin' like that. 314 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,596 - "Would love to get a glimpse of that magical vagina." - Mm. 315 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,307 "Is it possible I can test drive that motherfucker?" 316 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,225 - "We have many questions." - [Leon] Many questions. 317 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,061 "My friend and I have many questions about your magical vagina." 318 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,481 - Yes. - "One day, perhaps you'll get around to answering them. 319 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,232 - When it's appropriate." - I fuckin' love that. 320 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:35,403 - Great. - [Leon] It's to the point. And it's short. 321 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,115 - Larry. Good to see you. - Oh. Hey, Doc. 322 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,408 You hear about Carl? 323 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,243 Yeah. Terrible. 324 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,120 Why would somebody do something like that? 325 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:45,747 Well... 326 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,082 It was the Jets. 327 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,208 My God. 328 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,919 He just couldn't take it. 329 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,712 It ate him up inside. 330 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,922 - What a catastrophe. - I know. 331 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,256 Last year started with such promise, 332 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,675 then Darnold gets mono-- season's over by game three. 333 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,677 I'm talking about his widow, Veronica. His family. 334 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,386 That's the catastrophe. 335 00:12:01,511 --> 00:12:02,388 Oh, of course, yeah. 336 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,932 You've still got a rash there, Larry. 337 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,683 - Yeah. - You know, I'm a little offended. 338 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,143 My son gave you a free consult, 339 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,477 and he told you what was wrong. 340 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,479 And you kind of poo-pooed it? 341 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,272 Yeah. Of course I poo-pooed it. 342 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,941 What, he's not a doctor. 343 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,776 He's the son of a doctor. That should be good enough. 344 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,819 Ah, not really. I mean, I don't want to listen to 345 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,613 Louis Armstrong's son play the trumpet. 346 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,782 - Want me to check out your rash? - Would you? 347 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,533 - Absolutely. - Thank you. 348 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,371 That's a topic dermatitis. Otherwise known as eczema. 349 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,872 Over the counter, you can get some cortisone. 350 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,958 It should go away. What did my son say? 351 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,793 - He said exactly the same thing as you. - The same thing. You see? 352 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,671 - He knows what he's doing. He's got-- It's in the blood. - Yeah. 353 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,506 - Hope you get better. Cortisone. - Yeah. 354 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,924 [Dave] Jimmy, what's the rule on this? 355 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,467 He swung, the club head fell off. 356 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,594 But he followed through. That's a stroke, right? 357 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,886 Decision 14-2. 358 00:12:43,011 --> 00:12:44,889 A stroke is defined by forward movement 359 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,349 of the club to the ball. 360 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,643 A shaft in itself is not a club. 361 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,352 - No penalty. - Golf player: Ah, yes! 362 00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:52,939 - Aw, fuck you, Jimmy. - Read the rule book. 363 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,692 Wow. Jimmy. 364 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,319 - You know your stuff. Let me ask you something. - You better believe it. 365 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,239 Is there such a thing as a putter being too straight? 366 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,700 Definitely. Look at this putter, here. 367 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,827 - Has a tilt, right? - [Larry] Yeah. 368 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,287 Definitely not 90 degrees. 369 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,414 - Has to have at least 10 degrees of tilt. - Yeah. 370 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,542 - So it can't have it more than an 80-degree angle? - Correct. 371 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,544 Can't be like this. Has to be like this. 372 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,838 Has to be like this. Tilt. Just like this. 373 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,047 Well, what do you know? 374 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,174 You know the penalty for a non-conforming club? 375 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,218 - No. - Disqualification. 376 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,386 - Disqualification. - Disqualification. 377 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,349 - Thanks, Jimmy. - You're welcome. 378 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,739 Excuse me. Can I help you? 379 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,949 Oh. Looking for Richard Lewis' bag. 380 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,534 Oh. He never leaves his bag here. 381 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,870 - He always takes it home. - Really? 382 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,414 - Is that unusual? - Very. 383 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,499 He's probably the only one in the club who does that. 384 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,626 You don't say. 385 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,211 Huh. 386 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,588 Well. 387 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,631 Isn't that interesting? 388 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,052 Isn't that interesting? 389 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,554 Marilyn, if you could show them to their table. 390 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,267 - [Marilyn] Right this way. - Thank you so much. Benvenuto a Tiato. 391 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,684 - Hi. - Hello. 392 00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:15,396 - Benvenuto a Tiato . - Oh, grazie. 393 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,773 - I called earlier. - Yes. 394 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,816 I have a reservation. Uh, Larry David. 395 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,986 And I requested a table by the window. 396 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,621 I'm sorry, but we cannot honor that request. 397 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,541 - And why is that, may I ask? - Uh, because we're all filled up over here. 398 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:39,337 - I see tables. - Yes, those are reserved for a few people. 399 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,255 But I do have a lovely table for you. 400 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,758 Let me take a guess. Somewhere over there? 401 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,885 - Uh, yes. I have a wonderful table. - Ah. 402 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,970 - What a wild guess. Yeah. - Yes. 403 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,263 Great. 404 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,682 Shall we? 405 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,483 Mr. David. Please. Your table here. 406 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,068 Come along. 407 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,822 Look at this one. 408 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,783 What happened here? 409 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,286 Oh. Will you look at this? 410 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,746 Oh, my God. 411 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,624 Mr. David. Here we are. 412 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,044 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 413 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,337 - Okay. - All right. Thanks. 414 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,381 - I get it. I get it. - Thank you. Thank you. 415 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:24,590 Anything else I can get for you? 416 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,092 - Hey, let me ask you a question. - Yeah. 417 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,470 Why, why did you fire that bathroom attendant? 418 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,013 - Because he left his post. - Okay, you know what? 419 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,307 I asked him to leave. I requested it. 420 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,602 With all due respect, Mr. David, I can't fire you. 421 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,564 But I can fire Harold for not doing his job. 422 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,149 Oh, yeah. Bravo. Good going. 423 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,109 Well, Benvenuto a Tiato. 424 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,152 Benvenuto. 425 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,736 - [Susie] Thank you. - Thank you. 426 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,452 Look at this. 427 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,245 Look at this. 428 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,081 Look where I wound up in my life. 429 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,125 In the ugly section. 430 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,210 I'm in the ugly section. 431 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,796 You know, my whole life I suspected I was ugly. 432 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,383 But I never really knew. I never had proof. 433 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,844 And now I have proof. I have proof. 434 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,430 This is it. This is the proof. 435 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,890 What are you talking about? 436 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,226 How did I wind up here? 437 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,854 How did I wind up here! 438 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,273 Oh, my God! 439 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,903 How come you don't leave your clubs in the bag room? 440 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,030 - My, my clubs? - Yeah. 441 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,948 - I take 'em home. - Why? 442 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,701 Because things have been stolen from the, the, the-- -Stolen? 443 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,453 Wh-wh-what's stolen? That's crazy. 444 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:38,122 Have you ever heard of one thing being stolen-- -Yeah, I had a-- 445 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,042 - Never. It's a private club. - Let me ask you something. 446 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,503 Is your putter to specifications? 447 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,921 Are you out of your mind? 448 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,339 I'm asking a question. 449 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,090 - That's the reason why. - You know, you know, 450 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,675 it can't be over 80 degrees. You know that. 451 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,344 I don't know-- -The angle can't be over 80 degrees. 452 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,845 Look, you're a golf nut. 453 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,805 I've just been playing on a roll lately, and I-- 454 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,642 A roll? I paid you $500. Let's be clear about that. 455 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,603 - Look, I don't want anyone to steal my lucky clubs. - Let's be clear. 456 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,980 - So I take it home. - Well, then let us measure it. 457 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,523 You're not measuring my putter. 458 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,651 You're just, you're just a b-- A sore loser. 459 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,277 Both of you. Sore losers. 460 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,529 What? 461 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,949 - [Larry] There she is. - [Richard] Poor woman. 462 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,659 [Larry] You know, with, uh, 463 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,786 Carl's passing, the... 464 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,873 magical vagina is, is now available. 465 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,042 [Jeff] Normal vagina, I'd wait a year. 466 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,417 But magical vagina, six months. 467 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,462 I think the dead husband would, would approve 468 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,839 - any of us because he, he liked us. - Without a doubt. 469 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,093 [Larry] We were friends. You gotta be pretty curious, though, don't you. 470 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,512 All right, I'm slightly curious. 471 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,930 My interest is piqued. 472 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,349 - Maybe I'll go pay my respects. - What are you, nuts? 473 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,142 - [Jeff] Oh, come on. You can't do that. - [Richard] Now? 474 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,978 - [Larry] What are you talking about? - Where are you going? 475 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,021 Not, not, not-- I said six months to a year. 476 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,065 - What the hell is he-- - [Richard] Is he crazy? 477 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,984 - Look at him. Oh, my God. - Hi. 478 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,734 - Hi, Larry. - Hi. 479 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,321 - Thank you so much for coming. - Of course. Of course. I'm so sorry. 480 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,074 - Carl would be so happy to see so many of his friends. - Yeah. 481 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,035 - Especially his golf friends here. - Yeah. Yeah. 482 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,580 I'm so thrown by this. 483 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,624 I really am. I just... 484 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,252 You were all playing golf together, right? 485 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,338 - Yeah. - Did he seem different to you, or...? 486 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,840 Yeah. 487 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,676 - Was he agitated about anything? - Yeah, he was... 488 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,053 very upset about the Jets. 489 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,016 - The fucking Jets. - Yeah. I know. 490 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,935 - He loved them so much, and all they did was disappoint. - Yes, I know. I know. 491 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,397 We all do. We all do, and that's, that's what happens, but... 492 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,483 to take it to this level, I mean, it's just... 493 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,736 The Jets ruined our marriage. 494 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:32,945 I couldn't stand to be around him. 495 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,238 Everything was about the Jets. 496 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,740 We had to paint our room green. 497 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,409 One night, he just woke up and yelled, "Watson!" 498 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,287 What is that? Is that a Sherlock Holmes reference or something? 499 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,123 No, I think that's a reference to Deshaun Watson, 500 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,500 who the Jets passed on drafting 501 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,835 in 2017. 502 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,420 That's what I think that is. 503 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,963 So Carl... 504 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,174 is just another loss on their record. 505 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,552 - I don't think it's the first person they've done that to. - No. 506 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,138 I really like the handles on the coffin. 507 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,724 Do you know where you got those, by any chance? 508 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,434 No, Larry, I don't know where I got them. 509 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,519 - They came with, with the casket. - Uh-huh. 510 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:09,065 I'll tell you why I'm asking. Because I'm opening up a coffee place. 511 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,275 - Oh, you are? - Yeah. Latte Larry's. 512 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,818 - What a cute name. - Oh, well, you know. 513 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,654 - Larry, that's cute. - Yeah, I picked it out. Yeah. 514 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,365 - But anyway, uh, you know, for the cabinets... - Mm. 515 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,991 I've been looking for handles. 516 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,618 Can't seem to find ones that I like, 517 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,369 but I really like those on the coffin. 518 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,122 Oh. Okay. 519 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,375 So if you can somehow... 520 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,503 call the person who sold you the coffin, 521 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,297 maybe get some, uh, info on that, that would be great. 522 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,300 I mean, I don't know where I could find the contact for you, but... 523 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,595 - Well, if, uh... - Let me bury my husband first, and then I'll... 524 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,848 - find out the contact info. - No, of course. You bury, you mourn, and, 525 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,726 and then, uh, uh, then you ask. 526 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,228 Okay. 527 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,230 - Okay. - It is now time to recite... 528 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,273 Um, I'm gonna take a quick pic, if that's okay. 529 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,943 - No, Larry. Larry, I'll text it to you, okay? - [Siri beeps] In my room. 530 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,861 It seems like I cut you off. 531 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,988 - [Siri] ...in my room. - Your Siri is on. 532 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,782 [Siri] Anyone... 533 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,328 - [Larry] Hey. Hey, guess what? - [Jeff] What? 534 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,205 I think I detected 535 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,332 a flicker of interest 536 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,710 - from the widow. - No, you didn't. 537 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,129 I think I did. I'm not, you know-- -Jeff: That wasn't even a... 538 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,839 - You're crazy. - You're dreaming. 539 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,799 There were signs that I picked up on. 540 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,844 She touched my arm, she was very affectionate. 541 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,263 - She was laughing. - Yeah, it was the time of her life. 542 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,056 That's what you're describing. 543 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,224 Oh, my God. 544 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,851 - [Jeff] What? - What happened? 545 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,310 Oh, my God. 546 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,395 - Text. - Get out. No. 547 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,771 I got a text! 548 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,189 - [Jeff] From the widow? - [Larry] Yeah. 549 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,773 - You're a liar. - "Thanks so much for coming 550 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:34,984 "and for the kind words. 551 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,695 Can't wait to check out your coffee shop." 552 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,321 - You know, I think she's just being nice. - Yeah. Me, too. 553 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,366 - I gotta text her back. - No, no, no, no, no. 554 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,243 You'll text her back in at least a week. 555 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,328 - ...have coffee... - [Jeff] Are you fucking kidding me? 556 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,497 You sent it? What'd you say? 557 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,750 "If you need to talk, I'd be happy to get together for coffee, 558 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,461 - or any meal of your choosing." - [Jeff] Oh! 559 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,879 Now you're asking her on a date! 560 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,715 - No, but lunch. She could mean lunch... - Oh, that is disgust-- 561 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,593 You upped it from coffee to a date. 562 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,847 - [Richard] What? - What? 563 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,307 "It's a date." 564 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,897 - Ah. Benvenuto a Tiato. - Hello. 565 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:16,025 We have a beautiful table for you right by the window. 566 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,486 Right, uh-- Mr. David, how are you? 567 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,696 - [Larry] I'm, I'm swell. - Wonderful. 568 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,073 Yeah. So, uh, you were about to say? 569 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,326 We have a beautiful table for you, 570 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,744 uh, right back there. 571 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,913 - You were about to seat her over there. - Uh, yes. 572 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,040 - But that's a table for one. - Table for one? 573 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,334 I, I don't get that. What's the difference between a table for one, 574 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,085 and a table for two? 575 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,504 One person. 576 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,422 - That's so interesting. Yeah. - It is. 577 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,299 All right, so I think I get the way it works here. 578 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,218 - If it's fifty-fifty... - Uh-huh. 579 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,261 One good-looking and one ugly, 580 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,472 both go to the ugly. Is that how it works? 581 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,766 'Cause in baseball, a tie goes to the runner. 582 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,351 Here, a tie goes to the ugly. 583 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,645 Mr. David, I really do not see a difference 584 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,605 between the good-looking... 585 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,191 - and the ugly. - Are you saying to me that 586 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,777 you're gonna put this beautiful woman 587 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,613 into that section? Is that what you're going to do? 588 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,865 She doesn't belong there. Yeah, sure, 589 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,826 put me there. I get it, okay. But... 590 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,953 - Come on. - Larry, a table anywhere is fine. 591 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,330 No. No, it's not fine. It's not fine. 592 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,707 Look what's going on over there. Take a look. 593 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,126 The table over here is really lovely. 594 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,088 I think you'll enjoy it. Please. Follow me. 595 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,257 Oh, my God. 596 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,133 If you ever do come back, 597 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,386 we have some beautiful tables over there. 598 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,431 Oh, my God. 599 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,392 What a horror show. 600 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,604 This is a fucking horror show. 601 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,066 How the fuck can you do this? It's not fair. 602 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,402 This is not fair. 603 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,113 There's just so much expectation out in the world 604 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,031 - of how I'm supposed to grieve. - Yeah. Right. 605 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,491 - Of course. Yeah. - The mourning process. 606 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,243 - Right. I get it. - The way people look at me. 607 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,578 How long is she gonna be grieving for? 608 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,871 It's none of their business. 609 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,830 What people didn't know is that our relationship 610 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,291 was pretty frayed by that point. 611 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,877 - Mm. Really? - Yeah, we were living separate lives. 612 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,297 - Ami-amicable. But separate lives. - Mm-hmm. 613 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,840 But I know what you mean about, you know. 614 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,676 - There's unwritten rules about how a widow's supposed to act. - Right. 615 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,263 You know, when I was a kid, I remember my turtle died. 616 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,472 And I remember, "Oh, hey. 617 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,558 "That's too bad that you know, the turtle, 618 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,101 turtle died." And... 619 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,728 A little turtle. And my friends called me up and said, 620 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,646 "Hey, we're going out. We're gonna play punch ball." 621 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,107 I said, "Eh, you know what? I probably shouldn't. My turtle died." 622 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,567 And then I'm sitting there thinking, geez, 623 00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,527 my friends are out there playing punch ball. 624 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,613 What, you know, what am I doing? 625 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,865 So, after half an hour, I just flushed it down the toilet, 626 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,451 and went out and played punch ball. 627 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,412 So I know, I know how you feel. 628 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,957 Yeah. Well my condolences to your turtle. 629 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,083 Yeah. 630 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,711 So what's the matter with your neck? 631 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,212 What do you keep scratching over there? 632 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,214 I've got some kind of rash. 633 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,883 - Have you seen a doctor? - I wanted to, 634 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,468 but Joshua Winokur is my dermatologist, 635 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,011 and he's not here right now. 636 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,137 You should go see his son. 637 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,347 Is his son a doctor? I never knew that. 638 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,432 - No. - Isn't his son in high school? 639 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,558 Yeah, but he's a senior. 640 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,518 - I mean, if you go, then I'll go. - Yeah. 641 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,811 - I'll have him check it out. - I'll set it up for you. 642 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,400 What the fuck? 643 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,611 Oh, my God. 644 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:08,196 Seating Susie over there? 645 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,367 - Really? - No, she's not. She's not seeing anybody right now. 646 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,118 - Do you think she'd be open? - Yeah. I think she-- 647 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,703 [Susie and Ted] Oh. 648 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,163 - What are you doing here? - As a matter of fact, 649 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,415 - we happen to be talking about Cheryl... - [Susie] Yeah. 650 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,709 And the possibility of the two of us getting back together. 651 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,920 No, I meant, what are you doing in this section? 652 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,923 - Why are you in this, you don't belong in this section. - Oh, don't. Don't even... 653 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,217 - start with that shit. - You should be over there. Are you kidding? 654 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:29,802 The only reason I was over there the other day 655 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,470 was 'cause I was with you and fat boy. 656 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,555 - Oh, you think you got seated here on your own? - Yes. 657 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:35,599 - Huh? It had nothing to do with him, huh? - Hey, hey. 658 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,393 - Well, he's a handsome man, Larry. - [Larry] Yeah. 659 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,436 You're on his coattails. That's why you're here. 660 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:43,273 - What are you doing here? - I'm having lunch with, with, with Veronica Sacks. 661 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:45,442 [Susie] Oh, my God, Larry! 662 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,612 - Is that... Carl, who just died? - [Susie] Yes. 663 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,071 The one who just died, who killed himself 664 00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:51,865 - over the fucking Jets. - Oh, Larry. 665 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,784 - It's just a lunch. Come on. - [Susie] He died, what? 666 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,619 - Like, less than a week ago. - Less than a week ago. 667 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,705 First of all, she shouldn't even be out of the fucking house. 668 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,498 - Oh, get out of here. - She should be home, in black, 669 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,750 mourning and grieving. And you! 670 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,419 That you would go after... 671 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,588 - I'm not going after. - ...the weak and the, the vulnerable. 672 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,424 What makes you think she's not going after? 673 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,092 - She's not going after you. - [Larry] I'm not going after. 674 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,094 I bet you she is because you've got a lot of money, man. 675 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:14,013 That's all she's doing it for. 676 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,848 Good. Who cares? What do I care? 677 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,183 I can't even fathom what depths of depravity 678 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,852 would lead you to go after a recent, 679 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,104 very recent, widow. 680 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,064 I have been given to understand 681 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,817 that she has a magical vagina. 682 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,653 - A what? - [Larry] A magical vagina. 683 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,698 That is the most inappropriate thing I have ever heard. 684 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:35,034 - H-h-hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Whoa, whoa. - I'm just, I'm just saying. 685 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,076 When you say magical... 686 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,619 - Yeah. - What, what do you mean? 687 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,413 See, that's a very... 688 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,080 Can you just give us a second? 689 00:25:41,205 --> 00:25:43,709 I really wish I could, but, Mr. David, 690 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,295 I believe your table is waiting. 691 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,629 But she gets to stay here. 692 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,882 You're letting her stay here? This meeskite? 693 00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,134 Look at that face! Are you serious? 694 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,177 I don't get what's going on here. 695 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:53,969 I come in with a beautiful woman, 696 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,179 I'm sitting over there. 697 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,305 He comes in with her, 698 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,598 and they sit here. 699 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,932 This policy makes no sense. 700 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,225 There is no policy, Mr. David. 701 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,102 Oh, yeah. Right. 702 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,522 And I'm not a meeskite, you bald fuck! 703 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,743 - Hi. - Hello. 704 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,121 I... huh. 705 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:23,999 Is there a problem? 706 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,210 I just have to use the bathroom. Uh... 707 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,088 I think I had a bad ball of burrata. 708 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,547 I could just use a little privacy. 709 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,759 - Oh, you could use a little privacy. - Yeah. 710 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,552 Yeah, privacy. It's a funny thing. 711 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,930 - We all could use a little privacy, right? - Ooh. 712 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:41,266 I know. Unfortunately, I've got a couple of things I need to do. 713 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:44,978 You know, freshen up and all that. 714 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,650 Mr. David, please. 715 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,984 I can't do my job if you're in here. 716 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,113 Yeah. 717 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,949 I'll tell you what. Why don't we make a little deal? 718 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:59,201 - Okay. - I get the good-looking section. 719 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,285 There is no good-looking section. 720 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,746 I get the good-looking section. 721 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,330 That's a yes? Okay. 722 00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,416 Okay. And Harold gets his job back. But not this job. 723 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,001 - Somewhere in the restaurant. - Deal. 724 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,086 - Deal. - Deal. 725 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,420 - Okay. Okay. - Goodbye. 726 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,133 You made a really stupid deal, 727 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,301 because as soon as you got in the stall, I would have left. 728 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:17,928 You think I wanna hang around here? 729 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,013 These handles are great. 730 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:21,890 - Right? - Yeah. 731 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,517 Yeah, they're from a coffin. 732 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,227 - What? No. - Yeah. 733 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,436 Oh. Okay. Gotta go. 734 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,647 - Okay. - Keep working. 735 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,606 Sure. 736 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,150 Be careful. 737 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,152 - What's wrong? - Open the door. 738 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,279 - I don't know how to open the door. - Oh, Jesus Christ. 739 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,406 - It's a button over there. - There's a million fuckin' buttons. 740 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,700 Right on your left there. Press that button. 741 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:42,411 - Look at you. - Huh? 742 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,163 - Mr. automotive man. - Look at that. 743 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,914 L-let's get something to eat, or something, you know? 744 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,333 Yeah, you got something on your nose. 745 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,042 - Hey. What the fuck? - Open the window. 746 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,629 - Fuck me. - Come on, Bentley. Give me your money. 747 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,673 - I told you not to get this car. - Oh, shut up. 748 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,550 - Like a fucking idiot. - Here. Take it. Have-- 749 00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,427 - What else you got? - "I got a Bentley. I got a Bentley." 750 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,470 - What else you got in the trunk? - I got nothin' in there. 751 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,138 Some golf clubs, that's all. 752 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,682 - You don't need that shit. - Golf clubs. Perfect, pop it. 753 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,225 - Golf clubs? - That's perfect. Pop it. 754 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,727 Yeah. What's the difference? 755 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,186 Pop the trunk, old timer. Let's go. 756 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,647 - You don't know how to pop-- - It's right over there, on, on that-- 757 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,900 Who are you working with, here? 758 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,320 - I'll be right back. - Be right back? What are you, a maverick? 759 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,824 Whoa whoa. What's this? What's this? No. 760 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,034 Is that a Jets mask? 761 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,911 Yeah, it's a Jets-- I'm a Jets fan. 762 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,412 - You're a Jets fan? - Yeah. They're the worst. 763 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,080 Unbelievable! Me, too! 764 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:28,290 Every year they lose. You think they're gonna make-- 765 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,917 - It's awful. My friend killed himself. - He's better off. 766 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:33,503 They're responsible for murder. They should put 'em all in prison. 767 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,047 [Sam] Uh, I think my boss is being robbed. 768 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,298 What is this, a putter? 769 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,382 Let me just take a look at this putter. 770 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,343 - I'm gonna need that. - No, it's an interesting-- 771 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,428 Listen, man. I need the putter-- 772 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,806 Keep the putter, you son of a-- 773 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,442 Oh, thank God. 774 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,610 What happened? 775 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,782 We have to talk. 776 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,742 Lewis. 777 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,827 Lewis. 778 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,750 Did you notice the tremendous tip I left? 779 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,585 - Did I notice? - I, I filled it out right in front of you, 780 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,587 hoping you'd see it. 781 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,381 - Huh? You liked it, right? - I liked it. Yeah. 782 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,508 - Sometimes I like a man to show off a little bit like that. - Yeah. 783 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,843 I didn't do it for the waiter. I, I did it for you. 784 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,595 Aw, thank you, Larry. 785 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,224 So how's the whole grieving thing going? Are you... 786 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,977 - Oh. - Are you feeling... widowy? 787 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,897 Well, I'm not feeling particularly widowy tonight. 788 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,399 - Oh, is that so? - Hmm. 789 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,943 Interesting. 790 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,236 Mm. 791 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,281 - Aah. I like to hear that. That's very good. - Mm. 792 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:45,701 - Yeah. - Oh. Oh, dear. 793 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:47,577 - Oh. I'm sorry, Larry. - Yeah. 794 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:48,787 Yeah. 795 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,289 - Mm. - Mm. 796 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:51,915 - May he rest in peace. - Yes. 797 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,626 Is there anything else on your mind? 798 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,461 Well... 799 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,256 Now that your mention it, 800 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:00,966 one small thing. 801 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:04,928 - A few days before Carl died... - Mm-hmm. 802 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,930 - We played golf. And, uh... - Yeah. 803 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,099 It was me and Jeff against Carl and Lewis. 804 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:12,269 - And I have found out subsequently... - Mm. 805 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:15,856 That Lewis was using an illegal putter. 806 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,274 So... 807 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:20,986 you know, I feel like that $500 that I gave Carl 808 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:24,239 - was, was taken under false pretenses. - Yeah? 809 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,992 Okay. Why are you telling me this? 810 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,744 I just feel I'm owed that money. 811 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,454 - The man is dead. - Yeah. 812 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,623 - He can't pay you back. - Right. But... 813 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:37,878 - Are you asking me to pay you $500? - No. No. 814 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,421 No. The, the estate. 815 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,591 - The estate is me, Larry. - Ah. 816 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,051 I don't know why you're asking this now. 817 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,762 You know, I just feel like I was cheated out of a win. 818 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,930 Like in 2017 819 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,891 when, uh, Austin Seferian-Jenkins 820 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,726 caught that ball and then they said it wasn't a catch. 821 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,021 So stupid. Cost the Jets the win. 822 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,523 - The Jets? - Yeah they, they couldn't beat the Patriots. 823 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,525 The fucking Jets, Larry? 824 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:04,488 You come into this house, and bring up the Jets? 825 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,281 Do you know how much disappointment 826 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,908 I have had to live with from the Jets? 827 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,576 - You've lived with disappointment? - Yeah. 828 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,119 - Are you serious? - Yeah, Larry. 829 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:12,621 Do you know what this team has done to me? 830 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,915 I haven't enjoyed a football season 831 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,458 since 1969. 832 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,835 - Oh. - Maybe '98 when Parcells was the coach for a year. 833 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,838 - Get out of here. - That was good, too. But that's it. 834 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,633 No, please, Larry. Get out of here. 835 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:28,095 - Oh, literally? - Get the fuck out, Larry. 836 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,514 Literally. 837 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:33,850 Mm. Okay. 838 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,232 Oh, by the way, Seferian-Jenkins 839 00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:42,234 didn't survive the recovery, Larry. 840 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,027 - Oh. Oh, is that so? - He didn't survive the ground... 841 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,529 - ...on the recovery! - Is that so? 842 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:47,656 - Yeah. - You don't know what you're talking about. 843 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,867 - Watch the playback, Larry. - I've seen the playback 100 times. 844 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,994 - I've seen it, too. - That was a catch. 845 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,539 - Oh, come on! - That was a bullshit call. 846 00:31:57,082 --> 00:32:00,460 - Let me show you to your table. - Please do. 847 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,214 - Left turn. - I know. 848 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,300 - Well, hello, ladies. - Hello. 849 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,344 - Lovely dress. - Why, thank you. 850 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,972 Well, what a fine-looking group. 851 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:15,142 It is a great honor to be sitting amongst you. 852 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:20,105 You know, there are a ton of different restaurants 853 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,232 for you to patronize here in L.A. 854 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,985 Do me a favor. Get lost. 855 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,238 Very well. Benvenuto a Tiato. 856 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,533 Mille grazie. Mille grazie. 857 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:33,952 Ah? 858 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,997 A man can relax. 859 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,875 - And breathe some fresh air. - And breathe this fresh air. 860 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,960 Gentlemen, great to see you. 861 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,004 Well, look who's here. 862 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,089 This is Harold, the bathroom attendant 863 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,424 - I was telling you about. - [Jeff] Harold! 864 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,801 - [Larry] Yeah. Yeah. - Well, let me say, let's shake. 865 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:52,220 - I can't thank you enough. - Eh, my pleasure. 866 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,931 - Seriously. The tips are great. - Oh, I'm so happy for you. 867 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,017 Not only that, I'm not getting that look, you know? 868 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,268 - Oh, yeah. - Like, oh, this guy in the bathroom. 869 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,103 Yeah. What, what are you doing in here? Yeah. 870 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,898 And these are for you. For you. 871 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,025 - Great. Thanks so much. - A couple for later. 872 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,110 - Actually, I know them. - [Larry] Hey, hey. 873 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,028 - He's with me. - [Sam] Those are my friends over there. 874 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,946 - [Larry] He, he belongs over here. - Hey. 875 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,198 - How you guys doing? - Hey, Sam. 876 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,116 - [Sam] What's going on? - [Jeff] Hey Sam. 877 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,243 Uh, Larry, I want to thank you again for the referral. 878 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,870 I had the examination with Mrs. Sacks. 879 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,580 Oh, great, great. How did it go? 880 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,540 Yeah, she just had a small rash on her neck. 881 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:23,001 - [Larry] Yeah. - Probably the result of stress. You know, she's mourning 882 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,794 right now and that can take a toll on the skin. 883 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,713 - Yeah, terrible toll. - Um, other than that, 884 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,590 incredibly healthy skin. Maybe the healthiest I've seen 885 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,217 in all my years in the field. 886 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,968 Uh, wonderful fibroblastic health, 887 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,512 flawless lymphatic system. 888 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:36,640 Really everything from epidermis to subcutaneous layer just... 889 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:38,183 - [Larry] Ah. - ...the image of health. 890 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:39,851 She did have a few questions 891 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,436 regarding some really minor irregularities, 892 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,105 so I did go ahead and conduct a, uh, full body exam. 893 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,233 - Full body? - Yeah. 894 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,860 Well, standard checkup is full body. Yeah. 895 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:51,154 Did you examine... 896 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,116 - ...everything? - Everything. 897 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,035 And? 898 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,621 The only word that comes to mind is, uh... 899 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,957 magical. 900 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,920 Oh, my God! 901 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,506 - What happened? - I don't know! 902 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:12,717 Help! Uh, someone's having a seizure in the ugly section. 903 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,636 Is anyone here a doctor? 904 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,930 No. But my father is.